| I have been so busy, but did manage to find a picture of me to put on this thing. I look sleepy. Do I look fat? On a "lighter" "note", Michelle Branch's next cd is coming out so out buy it...twice. |
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| "Quick tip, graduates—no four-cylinder used vehicle should have a racing stripe."
-Conan O'Brien
from his harvard speech in 2000 |
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| This is super weird, water gives me dry mouth. |
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| "Yeah!... Strawberries, make me fart!..Jealous!?"
-Amy Poehler
"I saw my father naked once . . . But it was okay . . . Because I was soooo young . . . and sooo drunk."
-Sarah Silverman
"If you take a shower with your boyfriend, I guarantee by the time you step out of that shower, your breasts will be sparkling clean."
- Sarah Silverman
"I understand why the doctor had to spank me when I was born, but I don’t understand why he had to call me a whore."
– Sarah Silverman
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